SET AGAINST A BACKDROP OF DESERT SAND IN LINCOLN, NEW MEXICO, BILLY THE KID FINDS ENEMIES, FRIENDS, AND ROMANCE. WHILE HIDING FROM THE NEWLY APPOINTED SHERIFF, PAT GARRETT, BILLY THE KID CAPTURES THE HEART OF RIO, DOC HOLLIDAYS GIRLFRIEND.
FAR INTO THE FUTURE, HUMANS ARE DIVIDED INTO TWO GROUPS: THE THINKERS, WHO PLAN (BUT DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS), AND THE WORKERS, WHO BUILD (BUT DON'T HAVE THE VISION). ONE THINKER SEES THE FOLLY OF SUCH AN EXISTENCE AND CREATES AN ANDROID TO UNITE HIS PEOPLE AND TO CREATE A NEW METROPOLIS
IN THE YEAR 1936 A GLOBAL WAR BEGINS DRAGGING OUT OVER MANY DECADES UNTIL SOCIETY HAS BROKEN DOWN INTO PRIMATIVE LOCALIZED COMMUNITIES. ONE DAY A STRANGE AIRCRAFT LANDS AND ITS PILOT TELLS OF A PLAN TO REBUILD CIVILIZATION. LONG AFTER SOCIETY IS STRONG AND ABOUT TO ENTER THE SPACE AGE, A NEW WAR BEGINS, A WAR AGAINST TECHNOLOGY.
ALICE WHITE IS THE DAUGHTER OF A SHOPKEEPER IN 1920'S LONDON. WHEN ALICE KILLS A RAPIST, FRANK WEBBER, A SCOTLAND YARD DETECTIVE, IS ASSIGNED TO THE CASE. SO, IT'S UPTO FRANK TO DEFEND ALICE AND TO STOP THE BLACKMAILER WHO KNOWS WHAT ALICE DID.
A SEQUEL TO 1934'S "THE RETURN OF CHANDU," THE FORCES OF WHITE MAGIC BATTLE THE BLACK MAGIC CULT UBASTI, WHO AIM TO REINCARNATE THEIR GODDESS OSSANA THROUGH THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF AN EGYTIAN PRINCESS.
DIXIE DAISY IS THE NEWEST HOT ATTRACTION AT A BURLESQUE THEATER. WHEN TWO COMPETING PERFORMERS ARE MURDERED, DIXY SETS A TRAP TO CATCH THE REAL MURDERER AND TO CLEAR HERSELF OF THE MURDERS.ALSO KNOWN AS "THE G-STRING MURDERS" AND "STRIPTEASE LADY "
DR. CARRUTHERS FEELING BETRAYED BY HIS EMPLOYERS, GAINS REVENGE BY ELECTRICALLY ENLARGING BATS AND SENDING THEM TO KILL HIS EMPLOYERS' FAMILY. A REPORTER, FINALLY FIGURES OUT CARRUTHERS' PLAN AND ATTEMPTS TO GET CARRUTHERS TO GIVE HIMSELF AWAY.
DR. JAMES BREWSTER, AIDED BY HIS COLLEAGUE DR. RANDALL, TRANSFORMS HIMSELF INTO A HAIRY APE-MAN. BREWSTER BELIEVES THAT ONLY AN INJECTION OF HUMAN SPINAL FLUID WILL CURE THIS CONDITION. SO, IT FALLS TO BREWSTER AND HIS LAB GORILLA TO FIND WORTHY DONORS.
TO FORGET GEORGETTE, THE INKEEPER'S DAUGHTER , A HEARTBROKEN OLIVER JOINS THE FOREIGN LEGION, TAKING STANLEY WITH HIM. THEIR BUMBLING GETS THEM CHARGED WITH DESERTION AND SENTENCED TO A FIRING SQUAD. IN A DARING DISPLAY OF COMEDIC COURAGE, OUR HEROES ESCAPE IN A STOLEN AIRPLANE.
IN THE LATE EIGHTIES AND EARLY NINETIES, I WAS MANAGING STORES FOR A NATIONWIDE CHAIN OF RECORD STORES. AND RECENTLY I WAS DIGGING THROUGH SOME BOXES OF BELONGINGS WHEN I RAN ACROSS AN OLD CORPORATE TRAINING VIDEO THAT I APPARENTLY NEVER RETURNED WHEN I QUIT. AFTER SLOTTING IT INTO THE VCR AND WATCHING A FEW MINUTES OF IT, I KNEW I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO VID-CAPTURE SOME OF IT AND GET IT UP ONTO THE THEATER. HERE'S THE THING: OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THERE ARE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYERS, THERE ARE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYERS TOO. AND THERE ARE ALSO PROFESSIONAL SHOPLIFTERS. IN THIS VIDEO YOU HAVE THE RARE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE ONE OF THE ALL TIME MASTERS IN ACTION. GEORGE WALKER. THIS GUY IS MY HERO! WITH ONE COSTUME CHANGE AND MULTIPLE TRIPS OUT TO THE PARKING LOT TO UNLOAD HIS GOODIES INTO HIS CAR, MR. WALKER CLEANS THE WHOLE FUCKING STORE OUT IN A HALF HOUR'S TIME! THE LOSS PREVENTION DEPARTMENT KNEW HE WAS COMING AND SET UP A HIDDEN CAMERA AT THE REAR OF THE STORE TO CATCH THE ACTION. BUT THE EMPLOYEES ON THE SALES FLOOR THAT NIGHT NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT THEM. (PLEASE NOTE: I DID NOT ADD THE CHEESY MUSIC - IT WAS PART OF THE ORIGINAL TRAINING VIDEO. BUT IT CERTAINLY ADDS HUMOR TO AN ALREADY HILARIOUS SITUATION.)
http://www.myboot.com/movies/bad.mpg
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COMPUTER ABUSE
OK, SO THIS ONE TURNED OUT TO BE A HOAX. IN THE VIDEO, A CUBICLE-DWELLER IS CAUGHT ON SECURITY CAMERA COMPLETELY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS COMPUTER. BUT REGARDLESS, HIS BOTTLED RAGE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE SEEN IN AWHILE. I KEEP A SHORTCUT TO THIS VIDEO ON MY DESKTOP AND PLAY IT WHENEVER I NEED A QUICK LAUGH.
ftp://ftp.shaftnet.org/pub/movies/badday.mpg
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DOIN' GOD'S WILL
THIS POPULAR TELEVANGELIST (NAME PURPOSELY OMITTED SO HIS LAWYERS DON'T FIND MY WEBSITE) IS WELL KNOWN FOR BILKING SILVER-HAIRED LITTLE OLD LADIES OUT OF THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS, AND ALSO, FOR HIS REALLY HILARIOUS MANNERISMS AS HE "TALKS" WITH GOD. ANYWAY, APPARENTLY SOMEONE COMPILED A "GREATEST HITS" TAPE AND ADDED A FEW OF THEIR OWN... WELL, FINISHING TOUCHES. <GRIN> A FRIEND OF MINE CLAIMS TO HAVE A VIDEOTAPE CONTAINING A HALF HOUR OF THIS. BUT THIS SHORT CLIP IS FUNNY ENOUGH. NOTE: GETS FUNNIER EACH TIME YOU WATCH IT.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/godswill.mpg
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DR KATZ ON SUPERHEROS
I CAPTURED THIS 2 MINUTE SEGMENT OF DR. KATZ BECAUSE IT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD, I COULD BARELY BREATH. VERY, VERY FUNNY FOR ANYONE WHO WAS A FAN OF COMIC BOOKS AND SUPERHEROS AS A KID. WHO WASN'T?
http://www.myboot.com/movies/superheros.mpg
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EXPLODING WHALE
ALL ETHNIC JOKES ASIDE, HOW MANY IDIOTS DOES IT TAKE TO GET RID OF A DEAD, BEACHED WHALE? THIS IS A NEWS PIECE ABOUT A TOWN IN OREGON IN A MUNICIPALITY CALLED "LANE COUNTY" THAT CAME UP WITH THE NOVEL SOLUTION OF DESPOSING OF A DEAD WHALE BY BLOWING IT UP WITH A COUPLE TONS OF DYNAMITE. THE RESULT OF THEIR BRILLIANT PLAN IS PERHAPS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. I WATCH THIS EVERY TIME I NEED A LAUGH.
http://www.perp.com/whale/movies/whale.qt
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JAMMIN' WITH ERIC
IN THE MOVIE, THIS GUY IS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD WITH AÖ WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT? A GIANT BEANIE BABY? WELL, WHATEVER IT IS - HE'S JAMMIN! APPARENTY THIS CLIP IS PART OF A LEVI'S AD CAMPAIGN CURRENTLY RUNNING IN PARTS OF EUROPE.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/Eric.avi
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MAYA BUGS
THIS HILARIOUS PSEUDO COMMERCIAL FOR FABRIC DETERGENT SHIPPED WITH ALIAS/WAVEFRONT CORPORATION'S ANIMATION SOFTWARE. (ALIAS IS A DIVISION OF SILICON GRAPHICS.) I DOUBT IT'LL BECOME AS FAMOUS AS THE DANCING BABY, WHICH SIMILARLY SHIPPED WITH "CHARACTER ANIMATOR," BUT IT'S PRETTY DARNED FUNNY.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/mayabugs.mov
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PINKY THE CAT
I HAVE ADOPTED AND OWN TWO CATS AND THEY'RE VERY WELL BEHAVED. PINKY, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU SHOULD RAISE CATS FROM KITTENS -- SO THEY HAVE A STABLE CHILDHOOD AND DON'T END UP AS ADULT PSYCHOKITTIES. MANY NEWS PROGRAMS HAVE PET ADOPTION SECTIONS. HERE'S ONE CAT THAT MAY NEVER FIND A HOME.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/pinky.qt
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QUENTIN TARANTINO'S STARWARS
YET ANOTHER STAR WARS PARODY: HERE'S ONE FROM EVAN MATHER, THE GUY THAT DID "GODZILLA VS. DISCO LANDO" (WHICH I DIDN'T THINK WAS ALL THAT FUNNY.) THERE'S BEEN A TON OF ACTION-FIGURE ACTOR MOVIES LATELY. BUT THIS ONE STANDS HEAD AND HEALS ABOVE THE "DISCO LANDO" AND THE REST. VERY FUNNY.
http://www.jedinet.com/cinema/QTSWc.MOV
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SCHOOL BUS XTREME!
IN THIS CLIP, A GRADE SCHOOL STUDENT SAVES THE DAY WHEN THE BUS DRIVER HAS A HEART ATTACK. HE BRINGS THE BUS TO A STOP AND KIDS END UP SUFFERING ONLY MINOR INJURIES. THE REAL HERO, HOWEVER, IS THE PINT-SIZED KID SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT ON THE RIGHT. THANKS AGAIN TO LETTUS B FOR SENDING THIS IN.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/skewlbus.mov
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SHEEP HERDING?
YOU KNOW, DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS MOVIE. THE DANGEROUS NEW SPORT OF NITRO-SHEEP-RACING? ORDINARY SHEEP HERDING GONE TERRIBLY AWRY? WELL, WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON, I PUT THIS ON A LOOP AND LAUGHED UNTIL I WAS WHEEZING AND COUGHING. SOMEONE SHOULD MIX IN SOME FAST-PACED METAL OR PUNK ROCK IN THE BACKGROUND AND IT WOULD FIT PERFECTLY. THANKS TO LETTUS B FOR SENDING THIS IN.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/sheep.mov
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SMART BEEP
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ON TV YET IN MY AREA AND GIVEN THE STATE OF MISSOURI'S RIDICULOUS BAPTIST VALUES, SOMETHING TELLS ME I NEVER WILL. THIS IS A COMMERCIAL TOUTING NEW LOW-COST PAGING BY A COMPANY CALLED SMART BEEP AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL. HERE I AM, IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A STORY ABOUT DATING AND A COMMERCIAL COMES ALONG AND PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE BETTER THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE.
THE CONCEPT FOR THIS COMMERCIAL IS THAT A DUTCH LANGUAGE SCHOOL WANTED TO PITCH TELEVISION VIEWERS ON THE IMPORTANCE OF SPEAKING ENGLISH. APPARENLY THIS COMMERCIAL WON SOME MAJOR AWARDS BUT IT LATER TURNED OUT TO BE SOMEWHAT OF HOAX; THE SOESMAN INSTITUTE DOESN'T EXIST, AND THE COMMERCIAL NEVER AIRED ON DUTCH TELEVISION. MAKE NO MISTAKE, HOWEVER, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SIDESPLITTING FUNNY.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/dutch.qt
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SOUTHPARK SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
THIS ANIMATED SHORT EVENTUALLY LED TO TWO GUYS BECOMING VERY, VERY FAMOUS, AND ALSO, TO THE COMEDY CENTRAL "SOUTHPARK" SHOW THAT WE'VE ALL COME TO LOVE. AS THE STORY GOES, THESE GUYS PUT IT TOGETHER FOR SOMEONE THEY KNEW WHO WANTED TO GIVE IT OUT AS A UNIQUE CHRISTMAS GIFT. INITIALLY, TWENTY PEOPLE RECEIVED THE VIDEO GIFT, BUT THEY LOVED IT ENOUGH TO SEND OUT COPIES TO ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS AND BEFORE LONG IT WAS CIRCULATING ALL OVER THE WORLD. (GEORGE CLOONEY APPARENTLY FOUND IT FUNNY ENOUGH THAT HE SENT OUT 1000 COPIES.) EVENTUALLY IT BECAME FAMOUS ENOUGH THAT HOLLYWOOD CAME KNOCKING AT THE DOOR WITH A BIG BAG OF MONEY TO PRODUCE THE SERIES THAT NOW AIRS ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
MY SHITTY CABLE PROVIDER, TCI CABLEVISION, DOESN'T CARRY THE CARTOON NETWORK IN MY AREA AND THEREFORE, THE INTERNET IS MY ONLY OUTLET TO SEE ANY OF THIS. APPARENTLY THEY'VE BEEN RUNNING A SPOOF / TAKEOFF / TRIBUTE OF THE OLD SPACE GHOST CARTOON CALLED "SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST," AND LIKEWISE, ANOTHER SHOW CALLED "CARTOON PLANET." I VID-CAPTURED THE "COFFEE" AND "SINGS" SEGMENTS FROM SPACE GHOST CTC. AND HERE'S A NEW ONE ABOUT A MONKEY THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! (THANKS TO LARRY.)
http://www.myboot.com/movies/coffee.qt
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SPACE GHOST HILARITY - MONKEY
MY SHITTY CABLE PROVIDER, TCI CABLEVISION, DOESN'T CARRY THE CARTOON NETWORK IN MY AREA AND THEREFORE, THE INTERNET IS MY ONLY OUTLET TO SEE ANY OF THIS. APPARENTLY THEY'VE BEEN RUNNING A SPOOF / TAKEOFF / TRIBUTE OF THE OLD SPACE GHOST CARTOON CALLED "SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST," AND LIKEWISE, ANOTHER SHOW CALLED "CARTOON PLANET." I VID-CAPTURED THE "COFFEE" AND "SINGS" SEGMENTS FROM SPACE GHOST CTC. AND HERE'S A NEW ONE ABOUT A MONKEY THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! (THANKS TO LARRY.)
http://www.myboot.com/movies/monkey.mov
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SPACE GHOST HILARITY - SPACE GHOST SINGS
MY SHITTY CABLE PROVIDER, TCI CABLEVISION, DOESN'T CARRY THE CARTOON NETWORK IN MY AREA AND THEREFORE, THE INTERNET IS MY ONLY OUTLET TO SEE ANY OF THIS. APPARENTLY THEY'VE BEEN RUNNING A SPOOF / TAKEOFF / TRIBUTE OF THE OLD SPACE GHOST CARTOON CALLED "SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST," AND LIKEWISE, ANOTHER SHOW CALLED "CARTOON PLANET." I VID-CAPTURED THE "COFFEE" AND "SINGS" SEGMENTS FROM SPACE GHOST CTC. AND HERE'S A NEW ONE ABOUT A MONKEY THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! (THANKS TO LARRY.)
http://www.myboot.com/movies/sings.mpg
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STAR WARS PARODIES - TROOPER CLERKS
NO, NOT "TROOPS." THIS IS A TAKEOFF ON STAR WARS, TROOPS, AND KEVIN SMITH'S "CLERKS" MOVIE - ALTHOUGH NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER. IN FACT, I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE ORDER WOULD BE, BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THE END RESULT IS FAIRLY HUMOROUS. EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "CLERKS", THE IMAGES OF HOCKEY-PLAYING, DANCING STORMTROOPERS ARE PRETTY FUNNY.
ONE OF THE FIRST INTERNET MOVIE SPOOFS OF STAR WARS, TROOPS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF A GUY NAMED KEVIN RUBIO. IN HIS OWN WORDS, "IT WAS MADE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND YOURS (AND TO SHOWCASE THE UNDER USED TALENTS OF THE PARTICIPANT.)" RUMOR HAS IT THAT KEVIN IS A CELL EDITOR FOR CARTOON NETWORK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS MADE THEIR OWN COSTUMES, ENLISTED THE HELP OF INDUSTRY FOLEY ARTISTS (SOUND GUYS) AND APPARENTLY HAD THE HELP OF CGI ARTISTS FROM THE TV SHOW BABYLON-5. IF YOU'RE A STAR WARS FAN, AND YOU'VE WATCHED FOX'S "COPS" ENOUGH TIMES TO GET INTO THE, "TIME TO GET THE BAD GUYS" TYPICAL DIALOGUE. THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
ONE OF THE FIRST INTERNET MOVIE SPOOFS OF STAR WARS, TROOPS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF A GUY NAMED KEVIN RUBIO. IN HIS OWN WORDS, "IT WAS MADE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND YOURS (AND TO SHOWCASE THE UNDER USED TALENTS OF THE PARTICIPANT.)" RUMOR HAS IT THAT KEVIN IS A CELL EDITOR FOR CARTOON NETWORK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS MADE THEIR OWN COSTUMES, ENLISTED THE HELP OF INDUSTRY FOLEY ARTISTS (SOUND GUYS) AND APPARENTLY HAD THE HELP OF CGI ARTISTS FROM THE TV SHOW BABYLON-5. IF YOU'RE A STAR WARS FAN, AND YOU'VE WATCHED FOX'S "COPS" ENOUGH TIMES TO GET INTO THE, "TIME TO GET THE BAD GUYS" TYPICAL DIALOGUE. THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
ONE OF THE FIRST INTERNET MOVIE SPOOFS OF STAR WARS, TROOPS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF A GUY NAMED KEVIN RUBIO. IN HIS OWN WORDS, "IT WAS MADE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND YOURS (AND TO SHOWCASE THE UNDER USED TALENTS OF THE PARTICIPANT.)" RUMOR HAS IT THAT KEVIN IS A CELL EDITOR FOR CARTOON NETWORK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS MADE THEIR OWN COSTUMES, ENLISTED THE HELP OF INDUSTRY FOLEY ARTISTS (SOUND GUYS) AND APPARENTLY HAD THE HELP OF CGI ARTISTS FROM THE TV SHOW BABYLON-5. IF YOU'RE A STAR WARS FAN, AND YOU'VE WATCHED FOX'S "COPS" ENOUGH TIMES TO GET INTO THE, "TIME TO GET THE BAD GUYS" TYPICAL DIALOGUE. THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
ONE OF THE FIRST INTERNET MOVIE SPOOFS OF STAR WARS, TROOPS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF A GUY NAMED KEVIN RUBIO. IN HIS OWN WORDS, "IT WAS MADE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND YOURS (AND TO SHOWCASE THE UNDER USED TALENTS OF THE PARTICIPANT.)" RUMOR HAS IT THAT KEVIN IS A CELL EDITOR FOR CARTOON NETWORK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS MADE THEIR OWN COSTUMES, ENLISTED THE HELP OF INDUSTRY FOLEY ARTISTS (SOUND GUYS) AND APPARENTLY HAD THE HELP OF CGI ARTISTS FROM THE TV SHOW BABYLON-5. IF YOU'RE A STAR WARS FAN, AND YOU'VE WATCHED FOX'S "COPS" ENOUGH TIMES TO GET INTO THE, "TIME TO GET THE BAD GUYS" TYPICAL DIALOGUE. THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
ONE OF THE FIRST INTERNET MOVIE SPOOFS OF STAR WARS, TROOPS IS THE BRAINCHILD OF A GUY NAMED KEVIN RUBIO. IN HIS OWN WORDS, "IT WAS MADE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND YOURS (AND TO SHOWCASE THE UNDER USED TALENTS OF THE PARTICIPANT.)" RUMOR HAS IT THAT KEVIN IS A CELL EDITOR FOR CARTOON NETWORK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS MADE THEIR OWN COSTUMES, ENLISTED THE HELP OF INDUSTRY FOLEY ARTISTS (SOUND GUYS) AND APPARENTLY HAD THE HELP OF CGI ARTISTS FROM THE TV SHOW BABYLON-5. IF YOU'RE A STAR WARS FAN, AND YOU'VE WATCHED FOX'S "COPS" ENOUGH TIMES TO GET INTO THE, "TIME TO GET THE BAD GUYS" TYPICAL DIALOGUE. THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
EXPECT THIS TO BE THE NEXT "TROOPS" OF THE INTERNET. TTR WAS CREATED BY CHUCK AUSTEN AND CHRIS MOELLER. THE TWO WORK FOR AN ANIMATION STUDIO (WHICH, AMONG OTHER THINGS, PRODUCES THE ANIMATED SERIES 'KING OF THE HILL' - OF WHICH MOELLER IS DIRECTOR.) REPORTEDLY, THEY CREATED THIS HILARIOUS 3D-STUDIO MAX RENDERED SCIENCE FICTION SPOOF ON THE SLY - AS A SIDE PROJECT FROM THEIR NORMAL WORK. AND AS A RESULT, THEIR FAQ SEEMS TO INDICATE THAT THEIR EMPLOYER HAS RECENTLY COMMITTED THE "BASTARDLY" ACT OF ASSERTING PROPERTY RIGHTS ON THEIR WORK SINCE IT WAS CREATED ON THEIR EQUIPMENT (AND KEEPING THE SLACKER WORK ETHIC IN MIND, THEY PROBABLY ANIMATED A LOT OF IT DURING WORK HOURS AS WELL. HEH.) THE STUDIO HAS ORDERED THE DUO TO CEASE ALL DISTRIBUTION OF THEIR CREATION. BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, IF THE INTERNET IS GOOD FOR ONE THING, THINGS LIKE THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE. SO QUICK, DOWNLOAD IT AND HOST IT ON YOUR WEBPAGE IN CASE I HAVE TO TAKE IT DOWN. KEEP AN EYE ON CHRIS MOELLER'S PERSONAL WEBSITE FOR UPDATES ON FUTURE RELEASES OF TTR.
http://www.myboot.com/movies/trip.mpg
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DEEPSPACE 1 ANIMATION
AN ANIMATION OF DEEP SPACE 1 DEPLOYING ITS SOLAR PANELS AND HEADING INTO SPACE.
IN 1975, THE ONLY PLACE TO TRULY 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL' WAS SUDDENLY ONE OF THE MOST FEARED PLACES ON THE PLANET, THANKS BE TO JOHN WILLIAMS. A LIGHT SWIM OR A RELAXING FLOAT IN THE OCEAN WAS THE PANACEA FOR MANY WHO NEEDED TO RELAX, BUT ONLY UNTIL A FRIGHTENING CONCOCTION OF SLOW, LOW MUSICAL NOTES AND A LURKING DORSAL FIN DOOMED THIS TRANQUIL SIDE OF NATURE. USING THE MOTIF TECHNIQUE MAX STEINER INTRODUCED WITH "KING KONG," WILLIAMS TOOK BERNARD HERRMANN'S SCREECHING "PSYCHO" VIOLINS TO A NEAR STANDSTILL. BARELY AUDIBLE ON THE LOWER END OF THE SOUND SPECTRUM, THE INTRODUCTION OF THE MAIN THEME CAPTURES OH-SO-PERFECTLY THE ESSENCE OF PREDATORS. THE FIRST FEW NOTES ARE SO LOW, ONLY THOSE WITH INSTINCTS CAPABLE OF DETECTING THE SOUND EARLY WILL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. BY THE TIME THE THREAT IS FELT BY THOSE WITHOUT GREAT HEARING, JAWS HAS ALREADY LICKED HIS CHOPS. SORRY!
SOUND CLIP: "OVERTURE". WITHOUT QUESTION, "BACK TO THE FUTURE" IS ONE OF THE BEST FILMS TO COME OUT OF THE '80S. FEATURING THE HIT SONG 'THE POWER OF LOVE' BY HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS, THE SOUNDTRACK ALSO INCLUDES THE OUTATIME ORCHESTRA'S PERFORMANCE OF ALAN SILVESTRI'S EXPLOSIVE ORIGINAL SCORE. IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZABLE, SILVESTRI'S MUSIC CONJURES THE THRILL OF TIME TRAVEL WITH BOMBAST AND EXCITEMENT. AS EASILY AS WE RECALL THOSE CLASSIC LINES FROM THE FILM ("WHO THE HELL IS JOHN F. KENNEDY?"), THE MUSIC IS WHAT TAKES US BACK TO THE FUTURE IN A MATTER OF SPLIT SECONDS - A CLAIM ONLY THIS SCORE CAN MAKE!
SOUND CLIP: THE BATMAN THEME". IN THE MID EIGHTIES, A GENERATION OF YOUNG MOVIE FANS ENTERED THE LOCAL THEATER, MESMERIZED WITH NEW COMPOSERS LIKE HAROLD FALTERMEYER AND DAVID FOSTER, COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF NAMES LIKE BERNARD HERRMANN OR NINO ROTA. ALL WAS NOT LOST, AS DANNY ELFMAN, WHO GREW UP WITH THE MUSIC OF HERRMANN AND ROTA, ALLOWED THEIR INFLUENCE TO SHINE THROUGH MANY OF HIS SCORES, "BATMAN" IN PARTICULAR. THE NEW MOVIEGOERS, WHISKED AWAY INTO THE DARK ALLEYS OF GOTHAM WITH THE AID OF ELFMAN'S OMINOUS MUSIC, EXPERIENCED FOR THE FIRST TIME WHAT A BERNARD HERRMANN SCORE WAS LIKE. JUST AS JOHN WILLIAMS RESCUED SYMPHONIC SCORES FROM THE DEPTHS OF DISCO HELL WITH "STAR WARS," ALLOWING US TO REDISCOVER THE TALENTS OF E.W. KORNGOLD, MAX STEINER AND FRANZ WAXMAN, ELFMAN'S "BATMAN" RESCUED THE SYMPHONIC SCORE FROM AN ELECTRONIC HELL, AND AT THE SAME TIME GAVE US OPPORTUNITIES TO ONCE AGAIN HEAR THE MUSIC OF HERRMANN AND ROTA WITH WELL-DESERVED RESPECT.
SOUND CLIP: "ENTR'ACTE". BASED ON CHARACTERS FROM THE MOST WIDELY READ LITERARY WORK EVER CREATED, THE BIBLE, THERE SHOULD BE NO CAUSE FOR ALARM THAT "BEN HUR" IS OFTEN REFERRED TO AS THE GREATEST MOTION PICTURE TRIUMPH OF ALL TIME. THE OSCAR FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCORE ACCOUNTS FOR ONE OF ELEVEN TOTAL OSCARS THE FILM RECEIVED IN 1960. FROM LOVE THEMES TO THE RELIGIOUS SUBTEXT, MIKLOS ROZSA'S SCORE IS A SONG TO HUMAN HOPE AND HEROISM; HIS MUSIC PUTS THE TRIUMPH IN TRIUMPHANT. ROZSA HIMSELF THOUGHT FILM SCORES WERE THE SOUL OF THE CINEMA - "BEN HUR" ULTIMATELY CHALLENGED HIS ABILITIES AS A COMPOSER TO DELIVER THE MUSIC THAT WOULD SUBSTANTIATE HIS CLAIM. WITHOUT QUESTION, ROZSA DELIVERED A MASTERPIECE AND LATER ADMITTED THIS SCORE WAS THE ONE HE CHERISHED MOST: "THE MUSIC OF 'BEN-HUR' IS VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART."
MOVIE SOUNDCLIP: THE SECRET WEDDING". MADE WITH 100% EMOTION, JAMES HORNER'S MUSIC FOR "BRAVEHEART" IS THE SOUL OF WILLIAM WALLACE, THE FEARLESS 13TH-CENTURY SCOTTISH REBEL WARRIOR. THIS FILM HAS BEAUTIFUL CINEMATOGRAPHY, FLAWLESS ACTING AND BRILLIANT DIRECTING, HOWEVER, THE STORY IS NOT ABOUT ANY OF THESE. PASSION IS THE CENTRAL THEME IN "BRAVEHEART," AND, IN THE WORLD OF FILM, PASSION IS BEST REALIZED THROUGH EMOTION, EMOTION IS BEST SEEN THROUGH MUSIC. HORNER'S SCORE IS AS COMPLETE AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY ONE COULD POSSIBLY TAKE IN LIFE: LOVE, LOYALTY, BETRAYAL, DESOLATION AND LEGENDARY LIFE EVER AFTER. THE MUSIC OF "BRAVEHEART" IS AS HAPPY AS IT IS SAD, AS BRUTAL AS IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND AS POWERFUL AS IT IS HOPELESS.
SOUND CLIP: "MAIN TITLES". IF FILM SCORES WERE MEANT TO PROVE ANYTHING, THE MUSIC FOR "CHARIOTS OF FIRE" CERTAINLY SUBSTANTIATES THE ARGUMENT THAT ELECTRONICALLY-PRODUCED CASIO SOUNDSCAPES CAN HAVE THE SAME EFFECT ON THE EMOTIONS AS THE TRADITIONAL SYMPHONIC FILM SCORE, BUT IF (AND ONLY IF) A MASTER IS HERALDING THE PLUGS AND SWITCHES. VANGELIS, THE ONE-NAMED ELECTRONIC WONDER FROM GREECE, WROTE A TIMELESS ELECTRONIC SOUNDSCAPE TO UNDERSCORE THIS DRAMATIC STORY SURROUNDING THE ANCIENT SPORT OF RUNNING. AS THE SCORE-ONLY SOUNDTRACK REACHED NUMBER ONE ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS (AN IMPOSSIBLY RARE OCCURANCE) IN 1981, THE ACADEMY HONORED THE MUSIC OF "CHARIOTS" WITH AN OSCAR. THIS PHENOMENON SINGLE-HANDEDLY LAUNCHED AN ONSLAUGHT OF ELECTRONIC SCORES FOR '80S FILMS, MANY OF WHICH WERE COMPLETED WITHOUT A MASTER AT THE CONTROLS. VANGELIS WOULD CONTINUE TO REIGN KING AS THE ELECTONIC COMPOSER OF THE DECADE, WRITING MUSIC FOR "BLADE RUNNER" THE FOLLOWING YEAR.
SOUND CLIP: "MAIN THEME". THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FILM SHOT ON A SHOE-STRING BUDGET, "HALLOWEEN" IS NOTORIOUSLY KNOWN FOR FRIGHTENING BEAUTIFUL, HELPLESS BABYSITTERS. JOHN CARPENTER'S PULSATING, PSYCHO-RHYTHMIC MAIN TITLE ISN'T REALLY A FUN PIECE TO LISTEN TO IN THE DARK - ITS COLD, SYNTHETIC ENTHUSIASM IS CLEARLY A MURDERER'S INVITATION TO A PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE. THE MUSIC SPAWNED ALL KINDS OF EERIE MUSICAL RIP-OFFS (AND STILL DOES), AND GAVE HOPE TO MANY YOUNG COMPOSERS WHO COULD ONLY AFFORD A CASIO KEYBOARD AT THE TIME. THE SUCCESS OF BOTH "HALLOWEEN" AND ITS SCORE ALLOWED THE DIRECTOR TO CONTINUE WRITING MUSIC FOR HIS OWN FILMS, A RARE FEAT IN HOLLYWOOD TO THIS DAY. IN FACT, NO OTHER DIRECTOR HAS WRITTEN AS MANY SCORES FOR HIS OR HER OWN PICTURES THAN JOHN CARPENTER.
SOUND CLIP: "THE RAIDERS MARCH". BEGINNING IN 1981 WITH "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK," THIS TRILOGY SHOWCASED SHAWSHBUCKLING MUSIC THAT WAS OLD HAT BY 1981 - "STAR WARS" HAD RESURRECTED E.W. KORNGOLD'S COMPARABLE "SEA HAWK" AND "ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD" SCORES FROM NEARLY 50 YEARS EALIER, AND "SUPERMAN," "THE BLACK HOLE" AND OTHERS CAPTURED THE SAME ROUSING ESSENCE. SO, WHY INCLUDE MUSIC FROM THE INDIANA JONES TRILOGY ON AN ESSENTIAL FILM SCORES LIST? THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING, AS THEY SAY - THE INSTANT POPULARITY AND UNSTOPPABLE RECOGNITION OF JOHN WILLIAMS' INDY MUSIC IS A LASTING TESTAMENT TO JUST HOW MAGICALLY PERFECT THIS KIND OF MUSIC WORKS IN A MOVIE.
SOUND CLIP: "THE ENTRANCE OF KONG". BY TODAY'S STANDARDS, THE SPECIAL EFFECTS AND 18" TOY FIGURE USED IN THIS EARLY FANTASY APE FILM MAY SEEM LAUGHABLE, BUT MAX STEINER'S ORIGINAL SCORE IS CERTAINLY NO LAUGHING MATTER. THIS WAS THE FIRST MAJOR SCORE TO ASSOCIATE UNIQUE MUSICAL MOTIFS WITH CHARACTERS AND LOCATIONS IN A MOVIE, THE EXACT TECHNIQUE THAT WOULD MAKE "JAWS," "STAR WARS" AND "SUPERMAN" SUCH GREAT FILM SCORES OVER FORTY YEARS LATER. UNTIL THE EARLY '30S, MOST MOVIE MUSIC WAS SIMPLY REARRANGED CLASSICAL MUSIC - WHEN "KING KONG" ARRIVED ON THE SCREEN DURING THE WOES OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION, FILM AUDIENCES EXPERIENCED A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF FRIGHT. NOT ONLY WAS THIS APE A DESTROYER OF CITIES, UNFAMILIAR MUSIC FORESHADOWED HIS MOVES IN WAYS THAT ONLY NEEDED TO BE HEARD. THE POWER OF ORIGINAL MUSIC FINALLY ARRIVED ON SCREEN; WITHIN TWO YEARS OF "KONG," THE NEWLY FORMED ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURES WOULD RECOGNIZE THIS ARTISTIC CONTRIBUTION. THE FILM COMPOSER WAS NOW OFFICIALLY KNIGHTED AS A MOVER AND A SHAKER IN THE WORLD OF MOVIEMAKING.
SOUND CLIP: "THE MURDER". THE MOST FAMOUS SCORE IN ALL OF FILM HISTORY, BERNARD HERRMANN'S SCREECHING VIOLINS AND FRENETIC RHYTHMS BROUGHT MOVIE MUSIC TO A PSYCHOLOGICAL PEAK THAT HAS REALLY NEVER BEEN REACHED SINCE. AT FIRST, DIRECTOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK ENVISIONED NO MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT FOR "THE MURDER," HIS NOW FAMOUS, HORRIFYING SHOWER SCENE. HERRMANN, OUTSPOKEN AS HE WAS, COULD NOT ACCEPT THIS SHORTSIGHTEDNESS AND WENT ON TO WRITE A COUPLE OF NOTES FOR STRINGS THAT, WHEN REPEATED FEVERISHLY, WOULD BECOME THE WORLD'S MUSICAL DEFINITION OF MADNESS, AND CERTAINLY THE LEAST FAVORITE TUNE TO SING WHILE TAKING A SHOWER.
THE YEAR 1976 MARKED THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA'S 200TH BIRTHDAY. THE COUNTRY'S MORALE WAS AT A LOW, STILL SUFFERING FROM PRESIDENT NIXON'S WATERGATE SCANDAL, VIETNAM, ECONOMIC DEPRESSION, DRUG ABUSE AND SERIAL KILLERS. WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDED WAS A HERO WITH A NEW ANTHEM, AND ROCKY WOULD BE JUST THAT. THE FILM WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR, AND 'ROCKY'S THEME' WOULD RESOUND IN CINEMAS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY LIKE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN BASEBALL PARKS. BILL CONTI FUSED THEMATIC DEVELOPMENT WITH THE FUNKY TREND OF THE SEVENTIES AND CAME UP WITH A HIT. YOUNG KIDS IN SCHOOL BANDS FOUND A NEW TUNE TO PRACTICE AND THE COUNTRY WAS HAPPY AGAIN.
THE MUSIC FOR "SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION" IS NOT THE STUFF ROLLER COASTERS ARE MADE OF. THE EMOTIONAL SWING OF THIS FILM IS OF ONE SLOW SWOOP FROM UTTER DISPAIR AND LONELINESS TO OPTIMISM AND LILTING FREEDOM. THOMAS NEWMAN'S APPROACH IS RELATIVELY STRAIGHT FORWARD; IT'S HIS COMBINATION OF COPLANDESQUE SPIRIT, SUBTLE SYNTHETIC SOUND SAMPLING AND FOLK-INSPIRED ORCHESTRATION AS APPLIED TO THE OVERALL ARC OF THE STORY THAT MAKES THIS ONE OF THE MOST INVIGORATING EXAMPLES OF THEMATIC DEVELOPMENT IN FILM SCORING. THE SHEER WEIGHT OF THE SCORE DURING ITS MOST POWERFUL MOMENTS IS HUGE, YET NEVER OVERBEARING.
SOUND CLIP: "THE REVELATION". ONE SCORE COMES TO MIND WHILST ON OUR QUEST FOR THE MOST NON-CONVENTIONAL PIECE OF MUSIC EVER WRITTEN FOR ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR MOVIES OF ANY YEAR. JERRY GOLDSMITH'S MUSIC FOR "APES" IS SO DIFFERENT IN STRUCTURE AND REALIZATION THAN MOST MUSIC OF ANY KIND, IT TOOK 30 YEARS BEFORE IT WAS PERFORMED LIVE BY AN ORCHESTRA. WHY SUCH A LONG WAIT? ANSWER: HOW MANY MIXING BOWL PLAYERS ARE THERE IN THE WORLD? MAESTRO GOLDSMITH'S INGENIOUS MIND ENVISIONED BIZARRE SOUNDS AND DIFFICULT HARMONIES TO MUSICALLY PORTRAY THE BACKWARDS MONKEY PLANET. THE RUMOR ABOUT THIS MOVIE AND ITS SCORE IS MORE THAN TRUE: ONLY GOLDSMITH'S SAVAGE RHYTHMS COULD DRIVE CHARLTON HESTON TO YELL THAT BURNING CURSE!
THE MOST FAMOUS SCORE IN ALL OF FILM HISTORY, BERNARD HERRMANN'S SCREECHING VIOLINS AND FRENETIC RHYTHMS BROUGHT MOVIE MUSIC TO A PSYCHOLOGICAL PEAK THAT HAS REALLY NEVER BEEN REACHED SINCE. AT FIRST, DIRECTOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK ENVISIONED NO MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT FOR "THE MURDER," HIS NOW FAMOUS, HORRIFYING SHOWER SCENE. HERRMANN, OUTSPOKEN AS HE WAS, COULD NOT ACCEPT THIS SHORTSIGHTEDNESS AND WENT ON TO WRITE A COUPLE OF NOTES FOR STRINGS THAT, WHEN REPEATED FEVERISHLY, WOULD BECOME THE WORLD'S MUSICAL DEFINITION OF MADNESS, AND CERTAINLY THE LEAST FAVORITE TUNE TO SING WHILE TAKING A SHOWER.
TROOPS IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE SHOW COPS AND THE MOVIE STAR WARS. IT HAS GREAT DIALOGUE, GREAT COSTUMES, GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! CHECK OUT THIS SITE SOME TIME TO LEARN MORE. FOR NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES HERE. YOU NEED QUICKTIME 3 TO VIEW THESE MOVIES, CLICK ON THE QUICKTIME ICON ABOVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
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TROOPS - EPISODE 1
TROOPS IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE SHOW COPS AND THE MOVIE STAR WARS. IT HAS GREAT DIALOGUE, GREAT COSTUMES, GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! CHECK OUT THIS SITE SOME TIME TO LEARN MORE. FOR NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES HERE. YOU NEED QUICKTIME 3 TO VIEW THESE MOVIES, CLICK ON THE QUICKTIME ICON ABOVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
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TROOPS - EPISODE 2
TROOPS IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE SHOW COPS AND THE MOVIE STAR WARS. IT HAS GREAT DIALOGUE, GREAT COSTUMES, GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! CHECK OUT THIS SITE SOME TIME TO LEARN MORE. FOR NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES HERE. YOU NEED QUICKTIME 3 TO VIEW THESE MOVIES, CLICK ON THE QUICKTIME ICON ABOVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
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TROOPS - EPISODE 3
TROOPS IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE SHOW COPS AND THE MOVIE STAR WARS. IT HAS GREAT DIALOGUE, GREAT COSTUMES, GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! CHECK OUT THIS SITE SOME TIME TO LEARN MORE. FOR NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES HERE. YOU NEED QUICKTIME 3 TO VIEW THESE MOVIES, CLICK ON THE QUICKTIME ICON ABOVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
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TROOPS - EPISODE 4
TROOPS IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE SHOW COPS AND THE MOVIE STAR WARS. IT HAS GREAT DIALOGUE, GREAT COSTUMES, GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! CHECK OUT THIS SITE SOME TIME TO LEARN MORE. FOR NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES HERE. YOU NEED QUICKTIME 3 TO VIEW THESE MOVIES, CLICK ON THE QUICKTIME ICON ABOVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
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TROOPS - EPISODE 5
TROOPS IS A CROSS BETWEEN THE SHOW COPS AND THE MOVIE STAR WARS. IT HAS GREAT DIALOGUE, GREAT COSTUMES, GREAT SPECIAL EFFECTS AND IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! CHECK OUT THIS SITE SOME TIME TO LEARN MORE. FOR NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EPISODES HERE. YOU NEED QUICKTIME 3 TO VIEW THESE MOVIES, CLICK ON THE QUICKTIME ICON ABOVE IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
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XOOM CLASSIC DRAMA MOVIES
ALGIERS
A BEAUTIFUL FRENCH GIRL FALLS FOR A CRIMINAL AND FINDS HERSELF HIDING OUT IN THE FRENCH UNDERWORLD OF CRIME.
A HITCHHIKER TAKES ON THE IDENTITY OF THE DRIVER WHO PICKED HIM UP, AFTER THE DRIVER'S MYSTERIOUS DEATH. UNFORTUNATELY, TAKING OVER THE DRIVER'S LIFE LEAVES HIM IN THE CLUTCHES OF A BLACKMAILER.
A TALE OF TWO TALES, ABOUT CROSS DRESSING AND TRANSEXUALITY, WHILE LUGOSI COMMENTS ON LIFE. ALSO KNOWN AS, "I LED 2 LIVES", "THE TRANSVESTITE", "I CHANGED MY SEX", "GLEN OR GLENDA: CONFESSIONS OF ED WOOD", "HE OR SHE"
IN 1905, POOR FOOD AND CONDITIONS SPARK A REVOLT ABOARD A RUSSIAN BATTLESHIP. DOCKED IN ODESSA, THE CREW GAINS THE SUPPORT OF THE TOWNSFOLK, LEADING MANY OF THEM TO THEIR DEATHS.
